The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin her ass worse than before

They first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting

Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings

[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"

With his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]

Ha ha

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

Whitout Me

[Intro (Obie Trice)]

"Obie Trice/Real Name No Gimmicks"

[Refrain 1]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

[Repeat Refrain 1]

[Refrain 2]

Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to

See Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a shock

When I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating

You waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back

I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that

Cum on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits

Fuck you Debbie!

[Chorus X2]

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

[Verse 2]

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoners, helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"

A visionary, vision is scary

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass

You ask for me?

Well I'm back [batman sound]

Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna

Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Testing, "Attention Please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

[Chorus X2]

[Verse 3]

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with

Anybody who's talking this and that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie

You 36 year old bald-headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old let go

Its over, nobody listens to techno

Now lets go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But its just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do Black Music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)

There's a concept that works

20 million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'd be so empty without me

[Chorus X2]

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [X2] "Kids"

The Way Am

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

We Run It

You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

We Run It

You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

[50cent]

Now Homie I Say I Run It (run It) Cause I'm In Control

Hypnotic, Hennessey, A Couple Shots Of Patron

I Have You Feelin Aight, I Get You High As A Kite

Party Poppin Shawty Says She Comin With Me Tonight

I Ain't Shoulder Leanin, I Ain't Snappin And Poppin

Either I'm Bobbin Ma Head Or I'm Just Stadin Their Watchin

I'm A Hustler I Hustle, You Can Tell That I'm Paid

And I Protect What I Got, I'm In The House With My Blade

Nigga You Front You Gone Get It, Ok Now Maybe I Said It

Cause I Want You To Triddy, Yeah I Be On That Shitty

You Should See When I'm Stuntin, I Flash The Stones To Be Wantin

Push The Whip, See Me Rollin, You Can Tell That I'm Holdin

I'm Just Doin Ma Thang, You Know The Units The Game

I Got My Grimy Shady With Me You Front You Gonna Have To Get Me Off Your Ass

I Pay The Lawsuit And Laugh (haha)

It's Not A Big Deal It's Nothing But Some Cash (let's Go)

[chorus: 50 Cent]

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

[eminem]

When Me And Fif Got Together To Do This Music

The More We Became Enveloped We Just Developed A Fellowship Through It

It's No Pretend Shit, It's Friendship, Me Nemesis Is Your Nemesis

Ain't For Him, It's Just Media, See To Them It's Just Images

But This Shit Is No Gimmicks, This Is Blood In And Blood Out

When There's Beef You Jus' Gotta Know When To Butt In And Butt Out

If There's A Problem We Solve It, If We Don't Resolve It

It Usually Just Evolves Into One Big Brawl And We All Get Involved In It

We Should All Get A Merit, This Much Beef We Inherit

And Wear It Like A Badge With Honor, Pass It Around And Share It

And Let It Go To Whoever's Holdin The Most Current People On Their Shoulders

And Their Soldiers Got Their Backs Til It's Over

But Tonight, We Ain't Comin Here To Beef With Nobody

We Came To Party, Banks, Cashis And Mr. Ferrari

So It's Shady Aftermizat Back In That Ass, You Wizzass

Come Hizzon What Kinda Fuzukin Quizition Is That

[chorus: 50 Cent, Eminem]

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

Who Run It?

I Say You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

[ca$his]

Pistol Play Ricochet, See Where The Victim Lay

Slumped Over Bleeding J.f.k

Hays K To Your Chest Plate Cave

I Ride To The Death, Do You Rep That Way?

Forever Ima Be A Shady 7-4 Gangsta

Plus I Survive Everything You Got In That Chamber

I Thrive Off Of Danger, Jumpin In All Beef

You Keep Talking Shit Now The Squad Called Me

[lloyd Banks]

Enough Holdin Back The Steam, Em Let Off A Magazine

Dappadon Cappa Queen Mixed In With Cashis Creams

Started Off With Half A Dream, Developed Into What You See

Telling Ain't My Cup Of Tea, Can't Tell I'm A Fuckin G

I'm On Automatic When I'm At It, Start Static

And You Splattered, Shit Shattered, I'm A Walkin Bitch Magnet

Spit It How I Love It, Live It All The Way To The Limit

And I'm Always On My Pivot For My Digits, You Dig It?

[chorus: 50 Cent]

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

Who Run It?

You Know, You Actin Like You Don't Know

I Tear The Club Up Fo Sho

This Flow Is Gon Bring More Dough

And You Know But You Actin Like You Don't Know

Who Run It?

[tony Yayo]

You Know Who This Is

Shady, G-unit, Aftermath

Lloyd Bands, Cashis, Marshall Mathers, Ferrari F-50

It's A Movement, You Can't Stop It 

50CENT

Straight To The Bank

[Intro]

Yeah!!! When I'm out in N.Y. boy it's blunts and phillies

When I'm out in L.A. boy it's wraps and swishes

Now Blood walk to this, now Crips walk to this

Now throw it up, raise it up for that gangsta shit

Now Blood walk to this, now Crips walk to this

Now throw it up, raise it up for that gangsta shit

[Verse 1:]

I'm in my Labo maggot, my fo' fo' faggot

Doors lift up I'm like Go Go Gadget

See the shit I got on, homey I hate too

My teflon arm brought my government issues

I'll hit your vertebrae bullets rip through tissues

Your wife on the futon huggin that skitzo

Homey you a bitch you got feminine ways

Heard you got four lips and bleed for seven days

I got fo' fifths and bananas on the case

And got more whips than a runaway slave

Me and Yayo go back like some high top fades

When I made fifty mill, Em got paid

When I made sixty mill, Dre got paid

When I made eighty mill, Jimmy got paid

I ain't even gotta rap now life is made

Said I ain't even gotta rap, I'm filthy mayne

[Chorus:]

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin

[Verse 2:]

I see nothin but hundred dollar bills in the bank roll

I got the kind of money that the bank can't hold

Got it off the street movin bundles and loads

Seventy Three Caprice old school when I roll

Breeze pass with the EZ Pass fuck the toll

No more platinum I'm wearin gold

I'm internationally known as the kid with the flow

That brings enough dough it's never enough dough

Shit I need mo' I need shit out the sto'

Baby ble was cold fresh out the flo'

Stashbox by the dashbox incase they want war

Make the purple bring the green in fuck the law

I'm oh so raw, I'm hot I'm sure

I'm like the coolest motherfucker around the globe boy

I set the club on fire I told ya

I'm the general salute me soldier

[Chorus:]

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this (Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)

I'm laughin

[Outro:]

Now work it out now, shorty work it out, work it out

I wanna see you, break it down

Now back it up now, you know what I'm about

It's like a bank job I'm rentin them out

Now work it out now, work it out, work it out

Now work it out now, work it out, work it out

Amusement Park

[50 Cent Talking]

50

Ferrari

F50

[Chorus]

Shawty you dont have to take your pantys off

Just move 'em to the side

If you wanna ride on the roller coaster

Baby come on and ride

It go up and down and round and round

Stand up or get on the floor

Its on tonight I know what you like

I know just how to break ya off

[Verse 1]

Good evening ladies, I'll tell you from the start

I'm hoping you enjoy my amusement park

Theres lots of activities, fun things to do

And I find my pleasure in pleasing you

Some rides go fast, some rides go slow

If you fear heights when I'm high hell yeah I'll go low

It taste so sweet, that sticky cotton candy

If you get carried away

We'll be starting a family

This is a perfect time for a magic trick

Good humor is no fun without the magic stick

Now watch me as I pull a rabbit out a hat

Then you can use the rabbit all over your cat

Applause now thats the first half of my act

I started out like a pimp

Now I'm more like a mac

I dont need your paper just dont fuck with my stack

Oh its like that

yeah its like that

[Chorus]

Shawty you dont have to take your pantys off

Just move 'em to the side

If you wanna ride on the roller coaster

Baby come on and ride

It go up and down and round and round

Stand up or get on the floor

Its on tonight I know what you like

I know just how to break ya off

[Verse 2]

Now you can ride the horse round the carousel

Expolsion, trojans, all in the hotel

Put me to the test girl, I dont fail

I work it out, without a doubt

Theres plenty water rising sure to get you wet in the pop

Have your lustious seductions considered or not

Throw a hoop around the bottle

I'll be your teddy bear

Whatever color you like, you know I dont care

I really wanna thank you for attending this affair

Now go encourage your friends to come have fun here

I smile when I speak

But I'm being sincere

Your pass is valid all summer my dear

So at your convenience you can always return

There're so many tricks to the trade you should learn

Suck that, lick that, swollow that lolly pop

forget that, grib that, ride it non stop

[Chorus]

Shawty you dont have to take your pantys off

Just move 'em to the side

If you wanna ride on the roller coaster

Baby come on and ride

It go up and down and round and round

Stand up or get on the floor

Its on tonight I know what you like

I know just how to break ya off